Composer: John Dylan Keith, Scott Jacobson, Fred Armisen
Lyrics
Daddy! You abandoned me!
Daddy! You sold drugs to me!
Punches are not hugs to me!
Daddy! You're my enemy!
My enemy! My enemy!
You are my enemy! My enemy!
The itsy-bitsy stripper climbed up the brassy pole
Down came her legs and wrapped around my soul
Weave your web of your sexy web
Weave your sexy web around me
Weave your web, weave your naughty web
Around my body, my beautiful body
My beautiful legs, my beautiful torso
Weave that web around me