Lyrics
You and your friends go out again
Because it's Friday night
There's never any hesitation
You're down for any situation
But listen, all
Now don't you fall
For this fuckboy's little game
He thinks he's fierce
But he's just lame
And Andre is his name
Oh, you can date Troy
He's a damn cute boy
But don't date Andre
You can date Pete
With the size twelve feet
But don't date Andre
Andre only likes to say
Things he thinks sound super gay
When he twerks it on the ground
All our hard-ons come right down
You can date Brad
Or his hot DILF dad
But don't date Andre
Andre gets drunk
And he tricks his junk
Like a G-I-F on loop
He's the kind of ratchet
That makes up such a racket
LMFAO
Don't date that, bro
Andre can date himself
Oh, you can date Frank
Though he's slow as a tank
But don't date Andre
You can date Paul
Who is not very tall
But don't date Andre
Andre has a heart-attack
If you don't text him right back
But should you need him around
He is nowhere to be found
You can date Tom
So, he lives with his mom
But don't date Andre
Andre gets mad
When he finds out you've had
Any fun outside of him
He'll say bye, Felica
Then ask when he can meet ya
LMFAO
Don't date that, bro
Andre can date himself
LMFAO
Don't date that, bro
Andre can date himself
Joshua Castro
O/B/O DistroKid